#FreePalestine = #StandWithIsrael

I can be Jewish if the price is right, but I really don’t think we should have a dreidel in this Israel-Palestine fight.

In other words, we shouldn’t give aid to any country (except if related to interstate war).

But since we do give them aid then I have no choice but to come down from my cross and humbly tell the Jews what to do…

This isn’t controversial…

Israelis should lay down their arms and convert to Islam because not only is it their surest path to peace in this life — assuming they practice the right sect in the right way — but to also get 72 white virgins in the next one.

Mother Mary run!

Okay, maybe peace isn’t the be-all end-all, especially to our friendly neighborhood Prophet Mohammed.

So then what should be done?

I think rather than debate who has the most legitimate claim to stolen land (all land is stolen) I simply come at it from the American perspective: What…